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The utter disaster of the Obamacare rollout is now a matter of fact. Even President Obama’s Monday morning attempt at damage control in the Rose Garden was a disaster. Behind him stood a score or more of supporters all drawn from points around the country, all apparently in need of Obamacare. Some were in need of a doctor’s immediate attention.

One was Karmel Allison. Yes, her name was Karmel. She was a young lady standing to the right of our president. Suddenly she appeared glassy-eyed. She seemed about to faint. She must have made a gentle gasp because the president suddenly turned around and momentarily forgot about Obamacare. He said weakly, “I got you. You’re OK?” At that point she was helped, do we say, off-stage? At any rate, she was taken away to seek proper medical care. Presumably, it is still available at the White House.

On the president went, explaining away his current disaster. There were millions of people sitting before their computers seeking health care information and enrollment in Obamacare. Well, possibly there were only hundreds of thousands. The White House has not been very forthcoming about online inquiries or information. At one derisible point, the president explained that if those seeking to sign up for health care were tired of sitting alone before their computers getting “try later” messages, they could go directly to the “call centers.”

Apparently, these are centers that can be reached by the quaint expedient of a telephone call. The president offered that the call centers are all staffed “24 hours a day, in 153 different languages.” If I had been present there in the Rose Garden, I would have liked to ask him if among those 153, the language of Kookistan was offered, and how long I would have to wait for the Kookistani to take my call.

Really, this president and his brilliant signature health care law — universal health care in our time — are the stuff of endless comedy. They no longer bear serious analysis, but they are good for laughs. The Tea Partiers and their solons on Capitol Hill were right to ask for Obamacare’s defunding, or at least a delay. The program was not ready to become the policy of the country and may never be ready. Let Mr. Obama’s administration take another year to work out the kinks and leave Obamacare to the comedians for a good laugh. The president can head back to the Oval Office to pore over his maps and discover where Kookistan actually is. What language precisely do they speak? Remember when he informed a European audience that the people of Austria spoke Austrian? Do the people of Kookistan speak Kookian?

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The Jerusalem Post

LAST UPDATED: 08/04/2013 19:25

Egyptian army chief in interview says Defense Secretary Hagel calls him almost every day, but Obama has not called.

US President Barack Obama appears to have angered supporters of ousted Egyptian president Mohamed Morsi, as well as supporters of the army coup that toppled him on July 3.

Leaders of the Muslim Brotherhood, which is at the vanguard of the street protests against Morsi’s ouster, claim the US supported the coup. Those opposed to the Brotherhood claim Washington has been and still is supporting the Islamists.

An example of the vitriol in the country can be seen in a new video clip featuring a song by Egyptian performer Sama Elmasry. Titled “You Obama, Your Father, Mother,” it attacks the US president for allegedly preferring Islamic radicals over the army. It has gone viral, with over 160,000 views since last week.

The clip features Obama in traditional Islamic dress. Elmasry curses him while mentioning that he had called for former president Hosni Mubarak to leave immediately, seeming to imply that this proved he was pro-Brotherhood.

The song also mentions Obama’s support for Islamistled Turkey as well as Israel. It is highly nationalistic in tone and ends with a photo of Gen.

Abdel Fattah al-Sisi, who led the anti-Morsi coup.

In an interview with The Washington Post published on Saturday, Sisi said Morsi and his Muslim Brotherhood party had been seeking to restore the Islamic empire. He added that the ousted leader had not acted like a president for all Egyptians, but only for his supporters.

Sisi said he had noticed this from the first day Morsi took office, by the way he offended the judiciary at his inauguration.

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Published on Jun 18, 2013

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Are We There Yet?·

Published on Jan 22, 2013

Have you ever seen two people beg in the same subway car at the same time?

I’m sorry to trouble everybody but I’m trying to raise money for my next video: https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr…

Produced by actor/comedian/jackass Gary Lee Mahmoud of Panhandler Party Productions, LLC. Special thanks to co-producer, editor, Padcaster inventor, and all around great guy Josh Apter at the Manhattan Edit Workshop.

Also thank you to Alex Grybauskas, Dennis Mitchell, and Alan Eisenberg at Refinery NYC. Thank you to Aida Artieda for her organizational skills and Alan Kudan for some amazing audio capture.

Great performances by: Jane Aquilina, Rob King, Jen Kwok, Nick Cobb, Andrew Ginsburg, Sean Allison, and Aguileo Ramos, Rigoberto Ramos, and Leopoldo Juarez of Mariachi Aguila y Plata!

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Panhandler Party creator (and actor) Gary Lee Mahmoud may be contacted at garyleenyc@aol.com. Other clips and reviews of his work can be found on his performance website at http://serfgary.com/Main.html.

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Mark Levin Eviscerates The RINO Establishment

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Candidate Obama debates President Obama on Government Surveillance

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Republicans On Legitimate Rape – Todd Akin, Paul Ryan (TJDS)

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Republican Rep: Todd Akin Was ‘Partly Right’ About ‘Legitimate Rape’!

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Published on Jan 11, 2013

Georgia Congressman Phil Gingrey has come out to “half – endorsed” Tod Akin’s rape theory. Making matters somewhat more disturbing is he’s an OB-GYN. Sam responds and plays a classic Gingrey bit from the Break Room Live days with Marc Maron…

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Mayor Embarrasses Himself In Interview (Oh My God!)

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Mayor Embarrasses Himself In Interview (Oh My God!)
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Dennis Miller Reflects Upon The ‘Geniuses’ on the Left

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Dennis Miller: Why Criticizing Obama is Not Racist

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Sen. John McCain, chewing on the raw heart of a Syrian soldier

 

by Kevin Barrett

 

 

 

According to unconfirmed reports, former Republican presidential candidate and current Senator John McCain has joined al-Qaeda.

 

Informed sources report that McCain slipped across the Syrian border last night and joined the al-Nusra front, an Israeli-supported al-Qaeda affiliate that is waging war against Syria.

 

McCain issued the following statement explaining his actions: “In the name of Yahweh, the benevolent, the merciful, I hereby declare allegiance to Sheikh Ayman al-Zawahiri and to the Zionist entity he represents. I have always wanted to grow a beard, cut off some heads, and devour the raw internal organs of my victims, especially since I had a bad experience in a POW camp, so this represents the fulfillment of a lifelong dream. I am grateful to Sheikh al-Zawahiri, Prime Minister Netanyahu, Adam Gadahn, and the other heroic mujewhideen who have made this possible.”

 

According to terror expert Daniel Pipes, McCain is the highest-level American politician ever to have joined al-Qaeda: “This is a real coup for al-Qaeda. But it wasn’t  unexpected. Now that the State of Israel has openly merged with al-Qaeda, and is bombing Syria on behalf of al-Qaeda operations, I believe we will be seeing more well-known American statesmen follow in the footsteps of Senator McCain.”

 

Another leading terror expert, Steve Emerson, explained: “More and more US Senators are competing to see who can humiliate themselves the most obsequiously as they grovel at the feet of Israel and Netanyahu. What better way to show your devotion to Israel than by joining its favorite false-flag militia and blowing yourself up?”

 

Meanwhile, McCain’s colleague Sen. Lindsey Graham introduced a resolution (S. Res 65) supporting al-Qaeda’s right to self-defense, and committing the US to go to war to defend al-Qaeda if it should decide to attack any nation, including the US.

 

Graham explained: “Al-Qaeda is a branch of Israel, and Israel has the right to attack anyone it wants, including us. That’s why McCain’s father covered up the Israeli massacre of the USS Liberty crew, and it’s why we all covered up Israel’s demolition of the World Trade Center on 9/11. If Israel and its al-Qaeda front group want to blow up any more American skyscrapers, the United States must stand behind them and offer our full support.”

 

Al-Qaeda spokesman Adam Gadahn welcomed the news of McCain’s decision to wage kosher jihad. “We both have a family tradition of service to Israel. My grandfather was a Director of the ADL, and Senator McCain’s father was the Navy’s highest-ranking Mossad infiltrator. Together, we will make a terrific team as we make Muslims look like homicidal lunatics, while waging kosher jihad against Israel’s enemies in Syria. It’s a win-win situation.”

 

Meanwhile, back at the White House, an executive branch “disposition matrix” death panel is considering targeting McCain in a drone strike. Polls showed that since McCain joined al-Qaeda, 68% of Americans now favor “taking him out” – a three-point jump since he joined the terrorist group.

 

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